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The art of subtlety (lemmy.world)
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[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

This would actually be a pretty dope halloween costume.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I tried that one year, and it just came off like a creeper.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago

You still have to wear the turtle shell underneath

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

His mistake was being totally nude under the trench coat.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So are the Turtles.

In fact, the trench coat is the most clothes they usually wear. Just running around with their cloaca flapping in the breeze.

Fun fact...did you know normal (as in, non-human sized mutant) turtle penises can be as large as 30cm? Could you imagine four nude, teenage, human-sized turtles running around Manhattan with a footlong dick flailing around?

Probably much larger since the rest of their bodies scale up, and, as teenagers, they are at the peak of their virility.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Mistake? He came, didn't he?

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
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