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Anon hates smartphones
(sh.itjust.works)
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Pocket porn!
"Smartphones. This Christmas, take a short break from using a device to masturbate and use it to talk to your extended family." Yea that's not something I considered would happen with tech when I was younger.
To be fair, would've used my Nokia 3220 for the same purpose had it more than 6 pixels:))
Another word for TikTok!
Honestly wouldn't know, never tried TikTok and I still don't feel tempted:))