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Anon hates smartphones (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 20 points 2 days ago

anal-locked

new kind of biometrics?

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

Insert authentication dildo to continue.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?

this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024

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