Question: How will you spend your Christmas vacation?

I'm going to be drunk every night because of my broken heart. - K. M.

I'm going to catch up on tiddle de winks, ping pong, and parchesi. - A. M. T.

Catch up on some sleep and make whoopee. - M. K.

I'm going to have company (it's quite alright and proper). -J. B.

I intend to vegetate - J. B. A.

I am going straight to hell and not come back - D. H.

Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20 1935