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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I wrote exactly one joke.

Was feeling kinda sick so I went to the doctor. He checks me out and says "Well, I have good news, and I have bad news..."

"Give it to me straight, what's the bad news?"

"Bad news is, you've got leprosy."

"Jesus Christ, doc! What's the GOOD news?"

"Good news is, it's just the 24-hour kind."