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[-] SpaceToast@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

What’s red and tastes like blue paint?

Red paint.

[-] zammy95@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What's brown and sticky?

[-] disney@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Chocolate except I spilled glue on it

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