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[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Cop pulls you over on a bicycle:

"Drivers License and registration please"

"I don't need those, I'm not driving this bicycle, I'm travelling on it officer. Private conveyance. I don't contract with DMV."

"Right you are sir, have a nice day!"

Why haven't the sovcits cottoned on to this loophole?!

[โ€“] darcranium123@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Bc they are fat asses

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