LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] Nemean_lion@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hopefully he will be remembered for how he dies.

[–] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Straining himself on the toilet while crying into a bucket of fried chicken over the price of eggs.

Musk knocking at the KFC bathroom door, 'is everything OK in there.'

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[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This would be too classy an exit for him. He needs to be Mussolini’d