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One day the dorks working in doge are going to learn about bulk pricing and projected use negotiations and minimum commitments and they will realize that a lot of this is not waste but how contracts are constructed.

Yes let’s go back and negotiate with Microsoft every time we add teams to another conference room. Who cares about the fact that we plan to bring 60 more online.

Sure there’s a price break at 20k seats that makes it cheaper than trying to size it exactly to 15k seats, but fuck that, we “wasted” 5k seats.

Fucking morons