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Those aren't TRUE CONSERVATIVES and will be banned shortly.
Only TRUE CONSERVATIVES who love licking that orange man's knob are allowed to comment in r/conservatives. Loyalty oaths will be presented shortly.
Well, I've been on Lemmy for all of four hours and just threw up in my mouth. Thanks for that!
Feels kinda like home dunnit? Two broke arms, coconut, poop knife. Better?
I first heard what a poop knife was about 10 years ago from my wife. Evidently they had one in her house growing up.
She and some of y'all need jesus lol.
I heard about it on Reddit, I have a pretty good diet, haven't ever needed, or known anyone that needed, a poop knife
Yea, I don't want to see the cornsnake that some of these folks are churning out to need a thing like a poop knife.
And christ almighty the effects on the plumbing, having to transport such a thing! Won't someone think of the pipes!
shudder fuck the pipes, won't someone think of the poor plumbers that have to come deal with poopknife family homes?
Don't forget jolly rancher.
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