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[โ€“] Kellamity@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

[โ€“] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Cyanide isn't a bacteria