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[–] hikuro93@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Good for the american criminals, I guess, since the police departments using Teslas might be prone to shorting out on pursuits during heavy rain, I guess.

W Freedom (to commit crimes).

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"What are you doing turning into this car wash? The cops are right on our tail! " " Yeah, but the cops are looking for a dirty car, right?" " Boss, you're a genius! "

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Lmao there was a game with that mechanic but it was a paint job, I can't remember which one

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Sounds like GTA, pretty sure getting a paint job removes your wanted level - at least in earlier entries

Edit: yep Pay N' Spray

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

Ah yes, the ol', Pay n' Spray technique. Classic!

[–] MasterReflection1916@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here in America, the criminals run the country

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

In Soviet Russia, the country runs the criminals?