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Good for the american criminals, I guess, since the police departments using Teslas might be prone to shorting out on pursuits during heavy rain, I guess.
W Freedom (to commit crimes).
"What are you doing turning into this car wash? The cops are right on our tail! " " Yeah, but the cops are looking for a dirty car, right?" " Boss, you're a genius! "
Lmao there was a game with that mechanic but it was a paint job, I can't remember which one
Sounds like GTA, pretty sure getting a paint job removes your wanted level - at least in earlier entries
Edit: yep Pay N' Spray
Ah yes, the ol', Pay n' Spray technique. Classic!
Here in America, the criminals run the country
In Soviet Russia, the country runs the criminals?