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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 191 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Japan has been living in the year 2000 since 1980.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 72 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The last good year. Truly they are the most intellectually advanced society.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Except no one can get laid apparently

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

They have 2d waifus, who needs women?

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And they're a bunch of xenophobic racists.

[–] shawn1122@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Thought you were talking about America's elected government for a second there.

According to my research all of their genitals are pixelated. What did they expect?

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

Oh you can if you have money, just head to Soapland in Tokyo.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

So it's exactly like my year 2000, too!

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What happened after 2000 that made everythimg bad?

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fuck you, actually making me laugh out loud at something

[–] lonesomeCat@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Social Media didn’t exist yet was all user groups, mailing list, irc, and AOL chat rooms. Would be another 4-5 years before they came onto the scene as we know it today

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

Wish I developed a brain sooner to enjoy that age properly...;_;

[–] index@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 days ago

intellectually advanced society.

How do you even measure that?