this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2025
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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll just use my imagination.

Or the lingerie section of the junk mail.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Infinite sexy wome-wait is that a third boob?

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

If your doing it right.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

13 fingers stroking your face

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Why do you say that like it’s a bad thing?