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[โ€“] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm not retarded so I like to make eye contact and then see what kind of nonverbal feedback I get from it before approaching someone

actually i am retarded and i just made that up

[โ€“] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I like to interpret any positive interaction with a woman whatsoever as them being totally into me but then never act on it so I can live in blissful ignorance of the truth.