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[โ€“] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn, I thought I was the only basement dweller

We are to broke to spend $10 on a beer and $10 on Frenchfries at a bar.

It's free to post a dick Pic on grindr and have a guy deliver himself to your basement to give you the most enthusiastic blow job of your life.