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Vampires (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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[–] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

galaxy brain: vampires are just weak to crosses and liquids they come in touch with. christianity just leeched of the symbol's effectivness in fighting the undead and that's why it gotten popular.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The Romans crucified Jesus to protect him from vampires.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you Pontius Pilate. First your saved Jesus and then you fixed my posture.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

twist: jesus was a vampire