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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 136 points 5 days ago (7 children)

The real reason your parents want you out is so they can fuck everywhere in peace and bring the kink back into their life. Kids are the ultimate mood spoilers.

*meant in jest, you're all lovely*

[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 60 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Other way around too. One major reason why the current cohort of 18-25 year olds aren't getting any is because no one wants to bring someone back to their parents' place.

[–] parody 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

USA needs love hotels like elsewhere (Asia, LatAm)

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would want the entire room sterilized before I check in.

And so would the people who use it after me.

[–] parody 1 points 3 days ago

So you just request the same service you alwaysss do the morning after at the Hilton, after having had called ahead to explain your reason for booking

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