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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 130 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I want to end all my cream cheese conversations like this 40% off waffle iron:

Piss on carpet.

[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Piss on carpet.

Why end? I think it's a great way to start a conversation.

Poop on the celling.

[–] pathief@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Piss on carpet, friend!

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

The dude: but I really liked that rug. It really held the room together.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Yes, this is the way. Make sure to shit on your ~~couch~~ wife once in a while. Gotta fuzz the fuzz once in a fuzz..