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[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 364 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Obviously once you take it home you’re supposed to screw off one of these heads and store it somewhere. After a few months/years when the brush head is dirty enough, you go find the clean head and shove it up your ass.

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 59 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, you rotate it so it drips on your hand. Obviously.

[–] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It won't drip on your hand if you rotate it fast enough. Go Darth Maul on that toilet.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

Kidnap it from Dothomir and then cut it in half?

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Corn on the cob

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My friend wants to know if they have to wait to shove the clean one up their ass or if it's something they can do right away.

[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

If you ask me I would wait but really it’s up to your friend

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No they have to wait it's a space law

ok uhm... What do I do after shoving it up my ass? asking for a friend...