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[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Not an IT, a friend onced told me their phone was getting hot and draining battery fast from last night. Naturally I asked if they installed any new apps or changed settings couple of times and the answer was clear no.

I checked the apps list and saw an obviously sus app (might be miner). I asked from when they had that app and they said 'why? I installed it last night'.

That was the kind of app you get clicking 'horny milves in your area' ads.

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

MILVES?

Man I Love Vaginas & Erectile Semen?

Hard to keep up with these acronyms these days...

😂🤣

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not Mother's In Lovely Vintage Erotic Sweaters?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No no, it's gotta be..

Mom I Love Victoria's Erotic Secret

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I got slapped when I said I said that. And that ended up making me gay I think.

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago

My mom complained that her phone drains the battery from 100 to 20 in like 5 hours. I asked if she had installed something stupid, answer was obviously a no. Checked her apps and there was some gif keyboards and emoji keyboards and at least 3 different mirror apps and all kinds of garbage...

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

milves
Mother I Like (very extra sexy)

Pretty sure the plural of MILF is MILFs

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

milves better.

[–] QDgwZjQYdfbnMdMNQ@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 months ago

If we go by the acronym and change mother to mothers, then the plural of MILF could be MILF.