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A book with the title "I didn't touch the computer, it just stopped working And Other Hilarious Jokes you Can Tell Someone from the IT Department.
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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Not an IT, a friend onced told me their phone was getting hot and draining battery fast from last night. Naturally I asked if they installed any new apps or changed settings couple of times and the answer was clear no.
I checked the apps list and saw an obviously sus app (might be miner). I asked from when they had that app and they said 'why? I installed it last night'.
That was the kind of app you get clicking 'horny milves in your area' ads.
Pretty sure the plural of MILF is MILFs
My mom complained that her phone drains the battery from 100 to 20 in like 5 hours. I asked if she had installed something stupid, answer was obviously a no. Checked her apps and there was some gif keyboards and emoji keyboards and at least 3 different mirror apps and all kinds of garbage...
I love that... ...milves.
MILVES?
Man I Love Vaginas & Erectile Semen?
Hard to keep up with these acronyms these days...
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It's not Mother's In Lovely Vintage Erotic Sweaters?
No no, it's gotta be..
Mom I Love Victoria's Erotic Secret
I got slapped when I said I said that. And that ended up making me gay I think.