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[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

I had a FedEx driver the other day tell me that they separate packages into multiple deliveries sometimes even though they're all being dropped off all at once for the same reason. Cook the metrics so it looks like they're making more deliveries in a certain timeframe.