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She sends it to me every time she has that conversation. It's how I know new girls have started working with her.

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[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 104 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 76 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So is your wife single?

I also choose this guy's wife.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’ll get in line behind you.

[–] TranslateErr0rs@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

There doesnt need to be a line for you to get behind me in that situation.

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 47 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can you ask her just to be sure?

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 41 points 2 months ago (3 children)

She says go poach your own unicorn.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Fack! Thanks for asking!

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Casually describing herself as a unicorn is aspirational self esteem. Respect

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 8 points 2 months ago

She's worked on it for a while. Therapy and walking away from the church helped.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

isn't weird how there isn't a word for unicorn rider? maybe its time.

[–] TonyOstrich@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

You beat me to it 🤣