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The first thing I'll say is to consider putting it off until you're older.
That being said, if you don't know anyone who smokes, you might find it difficult to get some yourself. Your best bet would be to make friends who already have those connections. Many dealers won't respond if you can't name a customer that referred you. That might be the biggest hurdle to start with if you aren't willing to start conversations. Ask classmates about the stoners around school if you can't think of anyone.
If you manage to make those friends who connect you, though, the actual exchange with a dealer is usually pretty chill. You meet at an agreed upon spot (perhaps a park or something, maybe their house, etc.), and you hand over the money and they hand over the weed. Then you go home. You can show up with a friend if you want, but it's best practice to let the dealer know that before you show up. A first text might go something like, "Hey, my name is ___. Would it be cool if I bought a dime ($10 worth, often 1 gram)/dub ($20)? I got your number from ___. Would you be down to meet sometime soon?" Some more advanced dealers will offer things like dab cartridges and edibles. Weed smells, and so does paraphernalia, so be sure to keep it in an air-tight container. Don't front money for drugs, ever. Also, be sure not to let it become too much of a habit. Limit yourself to a couple times a month, or only the weekends, etc.
A marijuana high lasts about 2-3 hours, so if you know you'll have much more time than that, you'll be ok. You can also go out to meet up with a friend for awhile, then both go to smoke elsewhere if their house isn't an option. Most high-schoolers find a nearby, secluded place in some forested area to smoke in, at least where I live. Walking there and back (even while baked) is usually no big deal, unless it's super far or something. If you don't have a place like that nearby, any other little hidden spots you can find will probably do if they aren't too high-key. Just be sure to clean up after yourself. Pack it in, pack it out. You might be able to smoke outside your house after your parents go to bed if you can manage your coughing. If you're worried about the smell after smoking, smoke outside, change your clothes/put on a top layer first, and brush your teeth.
As for how to smoke, you have some options. Probably the cheapest, easiest, most concealable option would be a small pipe (I'd recommend glass). You can find cheap ones online that can be delivered to your door on websites like dhgate, if you aren't worried about your parents opening your mail for you. There's also bongs, joints, and vapes, which each have their own pros and cons. I'm sure there's a million youtube tutorials for each of those options. When smoking, I think the key is to inhale properly and deeply, which may be difficult starting out. You often hear that people can't get high their first time smoking weed, but I think this is due to improper smoking technique. I know my first time I definitely wasn't doing it right.