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Two photo cut-outs of opossums, each with a pair of scissors photoshopped to look like they’re being held by said opossums. Orange text is overlaid onto a pink-and-yellow background that says “Screw the government: run with scissors.”
Found on Pinterest, source seems to be “The Anxious Opossum” on Facebook.
Are we sure the hedge trimmer was relevant? I'm pretty sure police shoot people for less.