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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What the fuck is even that?

[–] Occhioverde@feddit.it 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

You don't want to know.

If you really want to knowMicrosoft Dynamics 365 is an integrated suite of enterprise resource planning (ERP) and customer relationship management (CRM) applications offered by Microsoft. -Wikipedia

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The entire summary on Wikipedia is sales guy bullshit. It’s barely comprehensible.

allowing businesses to streamline their operations, improve customer engagement, and make data-driven decisions. The platform is highly customizable, enabling organizations to tailor it to their specific needs and industry requirements. Dynamics 365 is designed to help businesses unify their processes, gain insights into their operations, and foster better relationships with customers.

Bruh you dropped this: ^synergize^

[–] smee@poeng.link 3 points 1 week ago

I understand what they're saying but I still don't know what it means.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sadly not even the worst I’ve ever used as an end-user

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Try Epicor. Now that is a steaming pile.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

God damn you. I had Epicor seared from my memory and now you reminded me that it exists

[–] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know what app you're using, but that spoiler tag isn't part of the spec.

[–] Occhioverde@feddit.it 2 points 1 week ago

Right, thank you for pointing it out!

I was using Eternity, but it seems to be no longer maintained, so I'm currently trying out some other alternatives.

Anyway, the comment should now be fixed.

[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

D365 ain't really even that bad. It is just model driven power platform app. It is actually quite expandable, you can code it with plain javascript or more complex components on React. Backend is OData which is quite flexible.

Old Dynamics AX and onprem CRM were shit shows.