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[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"We are committed to a 0-5% reduction in evilness over the next 10 years"

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

0-5%

So, -5% reduction? They'll be 5% more evil.