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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Woman here asking anyone with a penis and hands: does this machine look like something you'd prefer to your own hands? I'm just trying to understand the mindset here, not judging.

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

You know the trope that guys will stick their dick in anything, just to see how it feels?

This machine was designed for that and it's still probably the last thing I'd want to stick any limb into.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Hands are great but male sex toys are pretty good too.

If you have used a vibrator vs your fingers I imagine it's kind of similar.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 9 points 1 day ago

Woman here with a penis and hands:

It could be good? It seems to be vibrating, which my hands can't do and I enjoy from my sex toys. Then the obvious in and out motion, as long as everything is lubricated, seems pleasurable too. Idk if you'd be able to use lube for a sperm donation though, I was told not to when I was getting my swimmers frozen. Maybe it'd be fine without lube though, if its somewhat flexy and not too tight.

Hope this helps.

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It looks horrific to me. Like a film prop from Cronenberg or Lynch. I think it's the mix of mechanical motion, a material that reminds me of Jean Jacket's stomach from Nope, and a structure like a severely prolapsed rectum. No way could I get off in this thing.

[–] docmark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I mean that's roughly equivalent to my reaction to 99% of what's on Bad Dragon.

People are weird, they get weirder with the lights off.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

This is close to my gut reaction too but I never had a penis so, I felt curious about other opinions.

[–] zapzap 1 points 1 day ago

No way I could get off into this thing. But if it's for science, I'll give it a try.

[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

My best guess is its for disabled people. Not having hands would really impact the ability to jerk off.

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Looks like a sex toy, probably feels great tbh