These only work in a handful of circumstances, but I like to keep them on hand for if the need arises.
For when people fuck around because they lack imagination:
For when people care about the economy more than people:
For when people don't believe in modern medicine:
For when people fail to recognize our one true god:
For when people argue lolita/shota isn't awful:
For when we are reminded of the sun's power:
DE=INITELY