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There's so many songs, TV shows, movies, etc, that's all romance or love stories that contain very blatant infidelity.
What tickles me is when very monogamous, very religious people talk that stuff up.... Like it's such a good song/movie/show... Ha. You have fantasies of leaving your spouse and running off with a younger, more attractive person. You slut.
I'm not religious, but I found a partner that gets me. Guess what. I'm not fantasizing about running off with some mythical "better" or "more romantic" person. Yeah, we're living together unmarried, and we're good like that. You rushed into marriage for God knows what reasons and now you live in regret. Good job.
Are you saying you don't like piña coladas?
Piña colada is a "you both awful and deserve each other"
Ftfy. Skydaddy gonna be angy they fucked before marriage