Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 years ago by zerosignal@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Ground beef

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[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So it's supposed to be a three-part joke:

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mom.

[–] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak