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Yeah it's early afternoon here and I just realized that I someone told me I had to stay awake for the next 24 hours, I wouldn't make it.
Ahh but have you heard about meth?
For $3 billion, I will take a crippling meth addiction.
Would you get addicted that fast? I have zero experience with speed in any form
Actually physically addicted? Probably not. And you'd only need one, maybe two hits (assuming oral consumption, not smoked or IV) spread out over your 24 hours to get through it. However, the euphoric rush from the Meth would be pretty intense (the dopamine release is 5x-10x that of Adderall) and most of the dangers are from chronic use, so if you're the kind of person who's prone to risk-taking, it's possible you could wind up rationalizing the risks away and continuing to use it, and wind up truly addicted down the road. This is basically the route most addicts take. There aren't any substances that are so addictive that one use gets you physically hooked.
It might be especially easy to fall down this path if you're now a multi-billionaire and no longer have a need to work and thus need to find something new to occupy your time.
Just buy three pills of Adderall XR. I'm sure you would be able to get someone to sell you three pills in exchange for $1,000,000-$10,000,000 the day after tomorrow.