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[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Wife #1"

Didn't take it well

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As long as you list the other one as "Wife A" so that neither feels inferior.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Or or, the fighting mongooses! That's a cool name!

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My rebuttal of "what, you wanna be #2" did nothing to ease the tension

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Omg, you went for it. You've got balls of steel, my man.

"Ohh, but my phone puts last names before first names. I actually wrote you in as #1 Wife, because you're the best wife in the world!"