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"Wife #1"
Didn't take it well
As long as you list the other one as "Wife A" so that neither feels inferior.
Or or, the fighting mongooses! That's a cool name!
My rebuttal of "what, you wanna be #2" did nothing to ease the tension
Omg, you went for it. You've got balls of steel, my man.
"Ohh, but my phone puts last names before first names. I actually wrote you in as #1 Wife, because you're the best wife in the world!"