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U.K. bans ninja swords (theonion.com)
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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/theonion@sh.itjust.works/t/2299814

The U.K. banned the possession of ninja swords in a bid to curb what it has called a “national knife crime crisis,” carrying a penalty of up to six months in jail for the possession of one. What do you think?

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[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

“Got a loisence for that weeb shite guv’nor”