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[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

With how printers are nowadays, that printer would probably try to get a GPS lock, or failing that, scan all devices nearby to try to determine its whereabouts, then capture your ID, face and any sensitive information it could, and start extorting your for more yellow ink...

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Beautiful comment

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

And demand you create an account to just turn it on.

[–] FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 2 points 1 month ago

Yellow ink used to draw those sweet invisible fingerprints on every printed page so you can be tracked easily