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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 101 points 20 hours ago (10 children)

Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 62 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (4 children)

Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Haha, dumbass! You're great 👍🏻

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 26 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@quokk.au 8 points 14 hours ago

Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!

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