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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 168 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Fake: Girl is interested in anon

Gay: Anon isn't interested in girl

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 months ago

Girl is interested in fries.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 months ago

The prophecy

[–] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

This is the one lmao

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 117 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 76 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Haha, dumbass! You're great 👍🏻

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're not getting my fries!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@quokk.au 14 points 2 months ago

Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago

Why risk anons virginity like that?

[–] oce@jlai.lu 41 points 2 months ago

Is that worth losing fries?

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that's "not hungry" till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you're like "how's ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?"

[–] WhiteBurrito@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's missing a word, but if you know the reference, you're hearing the whole quote lol

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted build character, he did her a favour!

Plus those are MY fries until we're an item! You can have half of my burger, though...

[–] iowagneiss@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 114 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Anon made the right call, she only wanted him for his fries, she would have been gone once the fries were gone.

[–] lemmy12369@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

It would been that meme where the top panel: guy has fries Bottom panel: eww hr he has no fries

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anon wouldn't have gotten jackshit even if she gave this woman a french fry buffet, his moves were based and chadpilled.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just because you're horny, doesn't mean I'm horny. I just bought food. I'm hungry, not horny.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Wtf js cottgage xore

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good on you, Anon. She was obviously drunk and would be unable to consent.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

Who knows, maybe she has high blood pressure and can't properly consent to the fries.

[–] Stormdancer@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Girl only wants one thing, and it's disgusting!

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well they're McDonald's fries so you can definately do worse.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

Never fall prey to the bait!

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

Yeah you're not touching the fries before touching genitals, just saying.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Gotta try friesmaxxing

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Fake: this didn't happen

Gay: annon doesn't hang out with women

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Honestly, I'd probably find the situation equally weird myself. Go away, I'm hungry.