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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon ups his fibre intake (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only thing that’s got me better is the beans story.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This isn't real, you're just baiting because it's lemmy... Right? ....Right?

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I did choose my wording purposefully due to our relationship with beans, but I assure you it’s real and worth finding

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's too many beans stories and search sucks these days... I just went on a tangent and read my daily limit of green texts

It is fun to know there's a story out there I've yet to come across though, I'm sure I'll stumble upon it someday

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Apologies friend, I'm having trouble finding it myself. But it's a longer, more elaborate version of the "this nigga eating beans" meme that really punches it up with that greentext storytelling flair. If I ever find it again, I'll post it here in your honor.