edit: Don't do this. Embrace modernity and don't pollute the soil.
Boomers: Why don't you kids go outside and play. When I was your age we played in the dirt for hours at a time.
Also boomers:
I've had boers tell me that as kids they would pick up balls of tar from the street and chew it like gum
Boomers: Why don't you kids go outside and play. When I was your age we played in the dirt for hours at a time.
Also boomers:
I've had boers tell me that as kids they would pick up balls of tar from the street and chew it like gum