Scrolling marquees, blinking text, background midi music, hit counters, guest books, and web rings?

I'm surprised they haven't replaced Netanyahoo with Netangoogle yet.

Worse is Audible is about to put ads in their books.

At least they aren't putting Weezer songs in their books.

You'll continue to enjoy 12 months for the price of 20.

So Alex Jones was wrong. The frogs are turning gay because the females keep playing dead.

Just call it "state management" and nobody will even care.

Step 1: Don't murder your wife

I wonder who they hired to do the facial modelling. The environments look really good but the faces look like games from 15 years ago. I really expected more from the game that Microsoft has been making so much fanfare over.

I can't wait to find out that Trump and all his co-conspirators were all involved in the Russian invasion of Ukraine. I just have this feeling that they have been involved in planning the whole thing all along, and the plan was for Trump to win a second term so he could allow it to happen or even deploy our military to help Russia. He was literally impeached for extorting Zelenakyy and refusing to send him military aid.

That's completely out of the question in the Nanny States of America. The republicans want their "small government" to tell you what you're allowed to put in or do to your own body, so free will would never be acceptable.

Throw him in a cell on a Friday night and make him wait till Monday like they do to everyone else.

Cool, next they should remove the "log in" feature.