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can' even edge on the train these days (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 3 weeks ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk

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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 52 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Don't cum on the train!

Don't edge on the train!

What do you people want from me?

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...like, ON the train?

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you want him to cum into it?

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 5 points 2 weeks ago

Like, I can give it a go, see what it's like.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Not edging or cumming, for starters.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well what am I supposed to do on the train to pass the time? You can't get close and talk to anyone anymore, people get pissy and say I'm "ViOlAtInG tHeIr PeRsOnAl SpAcE".

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds like more of a fetish.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

What is he, a monk?