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I found a wallet containing a nice sum of money. (lazysoci.al)

submitted 3 weeks ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I thought hard about what to do with the cash, but then I thought: "What would Jesus do?"

So I turned it into wine.

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[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 13 points 3 weeks ago

My dad once picked up a beautiful hitchhiker. In the course of the drive she claimed to be a witch who could turn him into anything she wanted. My father, being very skeptical, asked her to prove it. She whispered some magic words in his ear and, sure enough, he turned into a motel.