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[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Stop slandering Orangutans. That’s a candid shot of a fine gentleman.

Comparing them to MTG is a horrific action.

[–] RampageDon@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't this a howler monkey? Point still stand though.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You’re probably right. I don’t know my monkeys very well.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Clearly, for the orangutan is an ape!🤦

/s, just teasing, although it IS an ape, just like my mother.

[–] guy@piefed.social 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

GNU Terry Pratchett

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whoa there, thanks but I'm married!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

the orangutan is one of the big human like face.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Like your mother and every other human in existence.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I always thought explaining the joke made it so much better.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

I find it's more effective if you really lean into it. Break the joke down into parts, then explain each part, then explain how it all works together. It's easily five times funnier.

Joking aside, this is exactly what I do when people make tasteless, offensive jokes or when I want someone to go away.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago

that is actually a howler monkey, orangutans are actually quiet.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As an enjoyer of Magic: The Gathering, I think her sharing the same acronym is a horrific action.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Lol that's what my brain thinks every time, it always takes me a second to get past the "why is everyone so mad at magic??" (Aside from obscene prices, but that's why I just print fake cards for casual play)

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you're right. pretty much every primate species is more advanced than MTG. my bad

[–] Aimeeloulm@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Apes = Primate species. MTG = Primitive species.

I think a distinct difference and no where near the same :o)

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I interpreted it as "sarcastically pretending to be shocked by something that isn't really surprising", rather than a comparison to MTG

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

i like this interpretation. however, unfortunately the intent was "MTG is a monkey screaming at shit because it doesn't know how to do anything the way humans do things"