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[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 57 points 1 day ago (21 children)

Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 84 points 1 day ago (12 children)

He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (11 children)
[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

shameless plug for ~~askluigi~~ !askouija@lemmy.world

[–] LemUrun@pawb.social -4 points 1 day ago

Reddit be like

[–] Zdvarko@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
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