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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

What the fuck did I just read?

[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago

I'm pretty sure it's "aboition"

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

There's no way he actually said that. It's correctly punctuated and there isn't a single misspelling.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The image looks obviously editied. The text is much sharper and clearer than the rest of the photo.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 minutes ago

Yeah, but we ARE talking about Trump- a swamp monster with a brain of mayonnaise.

[–] sus@programming.dev 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Boybortion, now recognized by Wiktionary the free dictionary

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.

[–] Awkwardparticle@programming.dev 1 points 46 minutes ago

They can barely detect sarcasm or understand irony. Their emotionally underdeveloped brains can't compete.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 90 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren't even green

[–] three@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh

ISHYGDDT

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago
[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?

[–] Nelots@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

It's a pretty old screenshot.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Fake : Anon had sex
Gay : obv

[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 55 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 81 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 18 hours ago

pomegrante.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Have you never seen the video?

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

shameless plug for ~~askluigi~~ !askouija@lemmy.world

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[–] Zdvarko@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

*paraglided

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago

They're talking about how babby is formed

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

boiwife = boy wife

fagpregnant = gay pregnant

boibortion = boy abortion

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Is that code for getting an STD or just some sort of silly roleplay?

[–] braxy29@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

i think it's just silliness

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 20 hours ago

Haha thanks i thought bio as in biological as in human, not a sex doll.

Makes much more sense now ;) /s

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.

[–] Myr@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's a greentext, I'd take it as a healthy sign you dont know "the boi- prefix" xD.

[–] simsalabim@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago
[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 points 19 hours ago

They... They definitely were better times. Unapologetic idiocy is why the world is how it is right now

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[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can anyone translate to more common terms?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

A part of me is curious if something like that (uterus transplant to a trans person) is possible, the other part of me fears that people like anons ~~boy~~ girlfriend would get one...

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

A doctor involved in some of the experimental uterus transplants in cis women has written a paper on it and believes the barriers to such a transplant are surmountable. However, good luck getting funding for such a thing in today's world. We can't even convince people to not let trans kids die from lack of healthcare. Uterus transplants aren't even in the same universe as us right now.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP's time?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just get a boi-ning after pill

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 hours ago

The boiiiiiiing before pill!

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