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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 107 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren't even green

[–] three@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh

ISHYGDDT

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

fgsfds

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Many such cases!

[–] sus@programming.dev 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Boybortion, now recognized by Wiktionary the free dictionary

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.

[–] Awkwardparticle@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago

They can barely detect sarcasm or understand irony. Their emotionally underdeveloped brains can't compete.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's no way he actually said that. It's correctly punctuated and there isn't a single misspelling.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The image looks obviously editied. The text is much sharper and clearer than the rest of the photo.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, but we ARE talking about Trump- a swamp monster with a brain of mayonnaise.

[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 60 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 89 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 83 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

*Gregnant.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

*pargnet

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

*pregangante

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

*Preganté 🤌

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

*Starch Masks

[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Have you never seen the video?

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

*Luigi Board

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

shameless plug for ~~askluigi~~ !askouija@lemmy.world

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[–] Zdvarko@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

*paraglided

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

pomegrante.

[–] Myr@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's a greentext, I'd take it as a healthy sign you dont know "the boi- prefix" xD.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

boiwife = boy wife

fagpregnant = gay pregnant

boibortion = boy abortion

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Haha thanks i thought bio as in biological as in human, not a sex doll.

Makes much more sense now ;) /s

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[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 weeks ago

They're talking about how babby is formed

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

Fake : Anon had sex
Gay : obv

[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure it's "aboition"

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

They... They definitely were better times. Unapologetic idiocy is why the world is how it is right now

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's still okay in certain cess pools on the internet.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Dad?

[–] simsalabim@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

I...what?

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

What the fuck did I just read?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP's time?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Just get a boi-ning after pill

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

the boning after pill is what started all this!

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[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can anyone translate to more common terms?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A part of me is curious if something like that (uterus transplant to a trans person) is possible, the other part of me fears that people like anons ~~boy~~ girlfriend would get one...

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[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?

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