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I just erased my project (jlai.lu)

submitted 5 days ago by mat@jlai.lu to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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As the title says. I put the wrong value inside a clean up code and I wiped everything. I did not push any important work. I just want to cry but at least I can offer it to you.

Do not hesitate to push even if your project is in a broken state.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago (4 children)

IN CASE OF FIRE

1. git commit
2. git push
3. exit building

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

git-fire

"git-fire is a Git plugin that helps in the event of an emergency by switching to the repository's root directory, adding all current files, committing, and pushing commits and all stashes to a new branch (to prevent merge conflicts)."

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Except when everyone pushes to main at the same time and now you have conflicts.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

They wouldn't push to main at the same time tho, they would push to the branches they're working on. Unless their organization is very badly run, and then it's probably already happened before just because it was Tuesday.

[–] RichieRich@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Who pushes to main? That branch should be protected! Who reviews the merge request?

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Lol, standards 🙄

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have this printed on a sign at work.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

It was on a sign where I once worked, but that was almost 10 years ago.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

git commit -m 'asdf'