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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Would be nice to have an pet velociraptor. Never shown correctly in the Jurasic Park movies. They are not bigger than a turkey

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Looks like he has the perfect size to bite your balls. Not so sure about the pet suggestion

[–] Dutczar@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hey, so are plenty of dogs. Doesn't stop my ball headbashers from being good boys.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 1 week ago

We're not talking dogs here.

We're taking something much closer to birds. I.e., utter evil bastards. Probably smart, too.

No one in their right mind keeps cassowaries as pets, with very good reason.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Ball headbasher to ballgnasher is a quick chomp.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Also Goose can do it

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Then we just need them to have a social structure compatible with human preferences and 10'000 years of haphazard breeding.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why not just get a pet turkey?

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)