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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Would be hilarious if his absolutely "heinous crime" was an unpaid parking ticket from 20 years ago. Can't just have those people wandering around breathing US freedom air.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

it was weed i think.

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Most parking tickets aren't crimes. They're something even less serious: civil infractions. Which makes it even funnier ... all those people who stole candy bars or got in bar fights, for example, they're the real criminals.