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why I haven't gotten any work done today (lemmy.zip)

submitted 5 days ago by janus2@lemmy.zip to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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clothes feel weird, need to change them
just heard thunder, better check the weather (even though I'm not going anywhere lol)
oh shit did I feed the fish!?
my mouth is dry
3020393920 unread texts and emails
I didn't brush my teeth this morning and my mouth feels gross
have to poop
now I can't brush my teeth until the bathroom stops being stinky
fan is blowing hair in face, gotta go find bandana to tie it back
it's too hot in here
now it's too cold in here
no matter what i do it's too humid
my glasses are smudgy but the cleaning cloth is on the other side of the room
oops I got hungry again
now my stomach hurts because I ate too fast
HOW THE FUCK IS IT 6:23 PM AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!?
I'm posting on lemmy lol

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

instructions unclear, pooped in the sink and set a timer to fuck the glasses

(haha don't worry, i didn't delay pooping. i never delay pooping when a private bathroom is available. i should have taken the toothbrush to the kitchen sink after though, that's a good idea)

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago

Ah that explains the mystery of why the glasses were wet (with anticipation) then!