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At a speed of warp 10. Let's Salamander some Corpses.
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this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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Should I join the instance? I've never seen an episode in my life
Of Voyager? Once you get through the first couple of seasons, it's OK. Just remember that anytime you see a Kazon, just go get a coffee or a beer or something and pretend they don't exist. Don't acknowledge them and don't talk about them.
Just imagine each Kazon episode like Garfield minus Garfield and the storyline is so much better.
So... Kazon? I'm sure I could Google it, but I'm curious to hear a fan's perspective (I watched TNG growing up but that's about it).
I had to look them up even though Ive watched plenty of Voyager. They look like the Ancient Aliens guy lol
It makes sense now, ancient alien guy is an alien in disguise! Why didn't we realize that sooner?
Holy shit that dude is apparently 100% a Kazon.
That's amazing.
They were also ugly as hell compared to the other races introduced by VOY. The most interesting to me was the fat blue dudes that sat cloaked and spied on ships, asking an AI about what to do next, that started spying on the doctor seeing his new dream program and thinking it was real. I always forget the race name... I think they only mention it like once. 🤣
No, those were the (culturally) Predator type dudes that once captured Voyager and forced them into WW2 sims playing as the Nazis.
The aliens I am referring to only appeared in 2 episodes, iirc.
Yes! That's them. I thought they were pretty cool. And cute. :3
I forget their names too. I remember they allied with some of them in "The Void", I think season 7. But we see them a couple times. That and the episode you mentioned is at least 2.
Kazon...poor man's super misogynistic Klingons.
Yeah, that absolutely sums them up correctly.
Remember the Family Guy episode where Peter had his own theme music? The Kazon Theme.
Diet Klingons basically
We can fix that.
You should watch some trek for sure.
If you decide to watch them, then, and I can't stress this enough, DO NOT start with the warp 10 one. It has... uh... too many layers upon layers... or something.